New nicknames, god help me.

A couple of the company's very senior members, who only appear here a couple of times a year (on average), have earned themselves their nicknames. Little Miss QC was responsible for these: "They're like Jay and Silent Bob, only it's Silent Jay and Bob." It's a very apt description of the two of them (and no, I'm not saying why). So Silent Jay and Bob they are. God help me.